So, I'm the only woman on a team of crusty old guys who, as it turns out,
are mostly veterans. I'm sure they didn't start out crusty but
if they had a goal of being extremely baked bread, well, they have
arrived.
A lofty goal indeed.
Yesterday,
I was going about my business taking a deep dive into the evil bowels
of a SONET OC48 when upon my screen comes this IM:
"Make
it stop" - says Benny (the names are changed to protect the
insane)
"Make
what stop?" - says I.
"The
evil that is upon me. It's name is Don."
"Heavens
be. What has he said now?"
"He
won't stop talking about himself. If I hear one more story of
his love for all things Don, I'm going to take matters into my own
hands."
"OFF
WITH HIS HEAD!!"
"that's
one possibility."
"LET
HIM EAT CAKE!!"
"Even
if the frosting is in rainbow pansy pink, I'm still gonna shove it
where the Don doesn't shine."
"You
really must exercise some constraint, Benny. I mean, there's no
I in Team, yah know."
"You
come sit over here then tell me that again. I dare you."
"This
has been a very productive discussion."
"There
will be a great feast tonight celebrating my victory. No
storytelling allowed. Just get shit-faced then leave my
presence."
"Roger
that."
I
love my team :) They have the sense God gave a split-pea and I
guess I just fit right in. That makes me happy.